question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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