scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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