he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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