yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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