Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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