If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
