it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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