fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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