Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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