I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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