Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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