I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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