I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
