I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
