Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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