i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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