I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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