I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I showed him my bush... on skype.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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