I wish I only lived at night.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
