Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
