I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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