Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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