margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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