what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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