I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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