do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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