sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just invented taco cereal.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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