You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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