Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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