Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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