guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Watching her eat just hurts me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think my moral compass just broke
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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