I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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