Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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