It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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