party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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