Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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