one word: firstdatebathroomanal
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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