chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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