People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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