you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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