Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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