I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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