omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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