Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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