i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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