Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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