Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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