Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Your cock deserves a montage
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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