Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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