Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
